Title: Switched
Author: Amanda Hocking
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Series: Trylle, #1
Release Date: January 3rd, 2012
Pages: 293 (Paperback)
Source: Bought
Rating: ★☆☆☆☆
When Wendy Everly was six years old, her mother was convinced she was a monster and tried to kill her. Eleven years later, Wendy discovers her mother might have been right. She's not the person she's always believed herself to be, and her whole life begins to unravel─all because of Finn Holmes. Finn is a mysterious guy who always seems to be watching her. Every encounter leaves her deeply shaken . . . though it has more to do with her fierce attraction to him than she'd ever admit. But it isn't long before he reveals the truth: Wendy is a changeling who was switched at birth─and he's come to take her home. Now Wendy's about to journey to a magical world she never knew existed, one that's both beautiful and frightening. And where she must leave her old life behind to discover who she's meant to become.
Cover Impressions: It was actually what drew me into the book in the first place, besides the synopsis. But yes, once again, I was fooled by the beauty of the cover, because what's underneath isn't pretty.
Thoughts: It's been a while since a book infuriated me so bad. I think the last book to leave me so flustered was A Beautiful Dark by Jocelyn Davies. This book wasn't as bad as that trainwreck, but it really did get on my nerves.
So this book is about trolls, which is I guess pretty original. Wendy is one of the Trylle─that's what the trolls are called in this book. But she also soon finds out that she's a princess, and will soon have to rule the land where the Trylle live in, which is called Förening (which I still have no idea how to pronounce). Wendy's first introduced to royal life in a Princess Diaries-esque way.
What infuriated me about this book was that all the characters expect her to know everything about the Trylle already, when they barely even taught her anything or educated her in any way. Finn sometimes tries to educate her, but Wendy ends up drooling over him and thus they both end up kissing or other romantic stuff that really annoyed me.
Elora, a.k.a. the Queen and Wendy's real mother, was nothing but a bitch. A bitch who would not stop yelling at Wendy about the stupidest things. A princess does not do this, a princess does not do that. What the hell next? A princess does not blink? Jeez, give the girl a break already. She barely gave Wendy a chance to adjust with Trylle life. Royal Trylle life, at that.
Wendy wasn't totally a TSTL heroine, but she was pretty damn close. When her mother yelled at her, she did nothing but stand there and take it. There were some moments where I sort of liked her, moments where she said the right things, but very few. For the most part, I just really disliked her.
Finn is your typical love interest. At the start, when Wendy was at her school dance, he offered to dance with her and then started to straight up talk shit to her. I'm not kidding. One moment he was perfectly fine and sweet, and then a second later he turns into a complete jackass. If Wendy had slapped him, I would've fallen in love with her. But no, of course, she just runs away crying. But Finn wasn't as bad a jackass after that. He was your typical protective, "It's Too Dangerous To Be Around Me" type hero.
The story was so predictable. I mean, I'm sorry, but, was I supposed to be surprised near the end? Because I wasn't the least bit. I expected that to happen from like, 200 pages back or something. It was perfectly obvious to me.
So I guess to sum it up, I didn't like any of the characters or the story. I suggest you don't pick this up, but I heard from someone that it gets better in the sequel. I might still try the sequel, since I already have a copy, and I also want to see if it really does get better, because I do see some potential in it.